Someone in Ocala, Florida is a Thanksgiving Grinch.
Joyce Romer told her husband to get a turkey out of the freezer, so she could begin defrosting it. But when her old man checked the ice box… the 12-pound bird was gone! That’s when Romer called the cops. The couple expressed surprise that the sticky-fingered poultry punks didn’t also snag the beer they had stored nearby.
After giving deputies a detailed description of the bird, Romer went to buy a new turkey.