Pork Fried Pissed

When it comes to Chinese food, Teryl Parnell doesn’t screw around.

Police say the Sacramento, California mother came home to find an intruder sleeping on her couch. But it wasn’t the TV and other belongings she was worried about… it was her sweet n’ sour pork.

Parnell “slapped his feet off the furniture,” broke out a machete, and made the would-be crook sit and wait until cops arrived. It’s not clear if she offered him an egg roll.

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