Raise the Dead

cemeterySomeone’s been watching too many zombie movies.

When a Detroit undertaker did a pre-burial check, he noticed the casket was gone! Luckily, (?) family members thought this sort of thing might happen, and tipped off the police.

Officers say 48-year-old Vincent Bright stole his dad’s corpse, then stored it in a basement freezer.

Bright told the cops he planned to bring his father back to life. They (tactfully) didn’t comment on the perp’s ironic last name.


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