We love beer as much as the next guy. Unless, of course, that guy is Timothy Bonner.
Police say Bonner broke out of a holding cell at the Smith Township (Pennsylvania) jail, and made a bee-line for Richey’s Bar. After learning of the escape, a customer treated Bonner to a cold one, but cops showed up before he could imbibe.
The (sort of) good Samaritan lamented: “He didn’t even get to take a drink of it.”