News: Some Chicago public schools have implemented the longest school days in the country. President Obama says the move may eventually become a model for the nation. School officials say longer school days and shorter summer vacations will keep kids focused on academics, and give them less time for “attention-stealing activities.”
Comment: Kids today are idiots. There is no indication that a longer school day would do anything more than give them extra time to text, pass notes and otherwise waste their lives away. Luckily, the good-for-nothing, lazy-ass teacher’s unions would never allow their constituents to actually contribute an honest day’s work in their entire pathetic lives.
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