Everybody Must Pack Heat

If you want to live in Nelson, Georgia, you gotta have a gun.

Can't shoot me if I shoot you first!
Can’t shoot me if I shoot you first!

Town lawmakers are mulling over a law that would require every homeowner to pack heat. They say Nelson — a city that lies on the border of two counties — suffers from slow emergency response time.

The idea, said Councilman Duane Cronic, is to “tell the potential intruder you better think twice.”

Of course, if that intruder lives in Nelson, he probably has a gun, too.

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