Most people don’t need to be told they can’t poo on the subway. Those people likely don’t live in San Francisco.
City leaders recently passed a measure that outlaws urination and defecation whilst riding public transportation. Commuters are also forbidden from masturbating, “getting naked,” and stabbing others.
First-time offenders will be barred from the subway for up to 30 days. Three offenses in a 90 day period will result in a lifetime ban.