You Can’t Poo Here

Most people don’t need to be told they can’t poo on the subway. Those people likely don’t live in San Francisco.

City leaders recently passed a measure that outlaws urination and defecation whilst riding public transportation. Commuters are also forbidden from masturbating, “getting naked,” and stabbing others.

First-time offenders will be barred from the subway for up to 30 days. Three offenses in a 90 day period will result in a lifetime ban.

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