Feelin’ Frisky

You can’t have sex with cash machines.

That’s a lesson Lonnie Hutton has learned all too well, after he was arrested for public intoxication outside a bar in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

Police say the 49-year-old dropped his pants and underwear and rubbed his penis against an ATM machine. They say he later tried the same suave moves on a picnic table outside, then walked around the bar – nude – “thrusting his hips.”

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