Sinister Slicer

A Connecticut man is in hot water for stabbing a watermelon.

Police in Thomaston have charged Carmine Cervellino with threatening and disorderly conduct, after a woman reported “passive-aggressive and menacing behavior.”

The woman — whose relationship to the accused is unknown — had earlier called cops, after she found drugs in Cervellino’s toolbox. Police say he later returned to her home and began ‘stabbing and carving’ a watermelon that was left on the counter.


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  1. Only in Connecticut will you see this kind of news report. There’s so little crime there that cutting up a goddam watermelon is an offense! These rich bastards need to get a life.

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