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Call it a modern take on the old “fly in my soup” complaint. A woman in Bradenton, Florida called police to report she believed someone had ejaculated into her KFC chicken sandwich.

The woman — who asked to remain anonymous — told cops the food smelled of semen. Police swabbed the sandwiches for possible biological evidence. No arrests have yet been made.

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