911 is not the Better Business Bureau.
William McDaniel found that out the hard way when he called the authorities to complain that a stripper would not have sex with him.
Police in Rocker, Montana say the 53-year-old paid $350 for a private dance at a strip club there, but became enraged when he learned the fee didn’t include sex. So he did what any (non) rational person would do in that situation, and called the police to “file a consumer complaint.”
He was arrested on charges of offering money for sexual favors and misuse of the emergency management system.