Torches and Pitchforks

27 Oct

I can’t believe the Trumpeteers are actually suggesting they’ll riot if The Orange One loses the election. Are you kidding me?! They’re talking “revolution” like this is the Middle Ages.

Face Facts


Sea of white

Look, there’s no evidence of voter fraud or the election being “rigged.” It’s not just Democrats saying that, but several Republican Supervisors of Elections and other public officials have asserted that no such thing is going on, or is even possible. Just because you claim some sort of malicious activity is happening, doesn’t make it true.

Get Real

Next, we all know there won’t be any riots. I think there will likely be some vandalism, and maybe even a few punches thrown, but nothing that won’t readily be taken care of by police, and nothing that will last past the weekend.

The fact is, the same people said they’d riot if Obama got elected. Nothing happened in 2008, nothing happened in 2012, and nothing will ever happen, except that the sore losers who were pissed eight years ago are still pissed.

Before that, people swore up and down that they’d cause trouble or at least move to Canada if George W. Bush got elected. Again, nothing happened. And the only people who moved to Canada were Canadian citizens and people that maybe got a job up there. So let’s stop with the empty threats already.

Bring the Hammer Down

And if some hillbilly actually wants to go and start something, law enforcement will have him face-first on the pavement before he can say “boo.” If you really want to force positive, lasting change, get involved in your community, meet your neighbors, and vote! But this childish whining needs to stop already.

by Paula Postolpokij
Gaseoustania Tonight


One Response to “Torches and Pitchforks”

  1. Wiener Boy 27 Oct 2016 at 2:08 pm #

    Good points. Still, I don’t know about you, but I’m voting early and staying as far away from the polls on election day as possible. Those Trump supporters are loose cannons. You never know what they’ve got planned!

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